Top tips for doing Disney World as an adult: The things the guide books don’t tell you

Howdy! I’m back from Florida with sunburn and $2k worth of souvenirs, yeay! #skint.

Seriously though, the boyf and I had a magical time on what was a really great holiday. Why? We spent 14 months planning this bad boy, so we’d be sure to get our money’s worth and so that we did it the right way!

How can you too have a magical child-free Disney vacation? Let me tell you in a series of easy to digest hints and tips you’re unlikely to find in the guide books.

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Magic Kingdom baby!
Top places to drink:

1) Bongo’s, Downtown Disney, Walt Disney World (WDW) $$

A Cuban bar and restaurant not frightened to play LMFAO and founded by Gloria Estefan herself, the Piña Colada is to die.

2) Raglan Road Irish Pub, Downtown Disney, WDW $

As false an Irish pub as you’d expect to find in Florida, but ample booze nonetheless.

3) Red Coconut Club and Lounge, City Walk, Universal Studios $$

Views out across the district with signature drinks behind the bar.

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Mojito at Paradiso 37!

4) Paradiso 37, Downtown Disney, WDW $$

Tequelia cocktails in a bucket. Ok, then. 

Top places to eat:

WDW = Walt Disney World
DDP = Disney Dining Plan (based on 2013 rates)
TS = Table Service (ref. DDP)
QS = Quick-service (Ref DDP)

1) Fulton’s Crab House, Downtown Disney, WDW $$$ (2 DDP TS Point)

The most incredible Alaskan Crab, expert service and all aboard a Mississippi Steam Boat!

2) Coral Reef Restaurant, EPCOT, WDW $$$ (1 DDP TS Point)

A slightly outdated restaurant, but still great underwater views of the sealife and a menu full of incredible seafood, try the Mahi Mahi!

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Happy Oktoberfest!

3) Biergarten, German quarter EPCOT, WDW $$ (1 DDP TS Point)

Here, it’s Oktoberfest every day! All-you-can-eat-buffet of authentic German cuisine with great draft beers, entertainment in a gorgeous setting!

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The view from Lava Lounge, with Fulton’s Crab House.

4) Lava Lounge @ Rainforest Cafe, Downtown Disney, WDW $$ (1 DDP TS Point)

A more adult and secluded dining area than the more family-fun Rainforest Cafe, with exquisite lake-side views.

5) Kouzzina by Cat Cora, Disney’s Boardwalk Inn Resort, WDW, $$$ (1 DDP TS Point)

Honestly the best Greek food I’ve every had, and I’ve been to Greece four times. Well worth the bitch of a journey.  

WDW transportation does not offer a resort to resort service, so you need to travel from your resort to either a park, waterpark, Downtown Disney or the Transportation and Ticketing Centre to then connect to a shuttle headed for Disney’s Boardwalk (which makes 4 stops before it arrives). Once there, Disney’s Boardwalk is like a smaller, classier version of Downtown Disney with lake-side entertainments, restaurants, bars and shops.

6) Restaurant Marrakesh, Moroccan quarter EPCOT, WDW $$ (1 DDP TS Point)

Fragrant cous cous, mint Tea, Shish Kebab and belly-dancing!

7) Yak n Yeti Restaurant, Animal Kingdom, WDW $$ (1 DDP TS Point)

Beautiful pan-Asian cuisine in the wondrous Asian-inspired setting within Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

8) The Dining Room at Wolfgang Puck, Downtown Disney, WDW $$$ (2 DDP TS Point)

Fusion food with a jazzy twist, the Maine Lobseter Maki is sensational and the views are beautiful.

9) Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe, Magic Kingdom, WDW $ (1 DDP QS Point)

The best toppings bar in WDW with a selection of pasta, burger and chicken dishes to suit everyone!

10) Earl of Sandwich, Downtown Disney, WDW $ (1 DDP QS Point)

A gorgeous breakfast selection (for American standards) with great coffee!

EPCOT baby! 

Top place to NOT eat: 

1) The Turf Club Bar and Grill, Saratoga Springs Resort & Spa, WDW $$ (1 DDP TS Point)

Shabby interior, shabby food, a Lobster fondu that evokes thoughts of phlegm.

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Pizza Planet

2) Pizza Planet, Hollywood Studios, WDW $ (1 DDP QS Point) 

Just a little too much like an amusement arcade.

3) Artist’s Palette, Saratoga Springs Resort & Spa, WDW, $ (1 DDP QS Point, or Snacks)

Unhelpful staff, disgusting breakfast options (admittedly based on a European palette).

4) Wolfgang Puck Express, Downtown Disney (West Side and Market Place), WDW $ (1 DDP QS Point)

Just not what you expect of Wolfgang Puck, Tesco standard self-serve sandwiches in a refrigerator and it still costs 1 Quick-service Disney Dining Plan point?

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Top hints:

1) Opt for the Fantasmic VIP Dining Package at Hollywood Studios in WDW. All you have to do is confirm to eat either lunch or dinner from a select few restaurants within the park, from a set menu that you’re still welcome to use your Disney Dining Plan against (Table Service) and you get VIP entry to Fantasmic, Disney’s best nighttime spectacular! Instead of queuing hours before the show, you rock up with time enough to grab a popcorn and get your VIP reserved seat upfront just before the show.

2) Book the Dolphin Tours Shopping Extravaganza if you’re new to Orlando, or haven’t got the use of a car, for a shopping trip that takes you on an all day trip to Florida Mall, Permium Outlets, WAL*MART and for a free brunch for $44 p/person.

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Me and a Churro, like a doughnut, only more horrifically bad for you and with Cinnamon!

3) Watch IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth nighttime spectacular at EPCOT from World Showcase Plaza, for a quicker exit after the show!

4) Book restaurants ASAP, preferably before you fly. You need to be quick to get in the good joints! As it was, we couldn’t get into the new Beauty & The Beast themed restaurant, Be Our Guest at Magic Kingdom, as the restaurant is fully booked until March 2014 and people queue for dinner cancellations, released at 4pm, from 10am!

5) Book with Virgin Holidays if only for the 1 hour early entry to Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal’s Islands of Adventure park, that 1 hour without the general crowds is incredible and the only way you can hope to get on the rides in high season.

6) Stay at Walt Disney World, the transportation is free, drinks at your resort at free, it’s safer, it’s easier to move around from park to park etc. throughout the day and there’s no $15 p/day parking fee! 

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Me at Wizarding World of Harry Potter with a Butterbeer!

Top Rides/Attractions:

1) The Forbidden Journey, Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Universal’s Islands of Adventure, Universal Studios

Seriously, the best ride ever! Also, fun for all ages!

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A beer under Everest!

2) Exhibition Everest, Animal Kingdom, WDW

If only for the lovely views.

3) RockIt, Universal Studios Theme Park, Universal Studios

You choose your own music. I chose I Will Survive.

4) Transformers The Ride-3D, Universal Studios, Universal Studios

Like the Spiderman 3D ride, only better!

5) Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Hollywood Studios, WDW

The boyf and I clung to each other for dear life.

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I want one.

6) Kilimanjaro Safari, Animal Kingdom, WDW

You see everything! Much more fruitful than a real safari!

7) Shark Reef, Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon Waterpark, WDW

Swim with sharks! Really! (Baby ones)

8) Lazy Rivers, Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach Waterparks, WDW

That’s how you do it. 

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World Showcase Lagoon at EPCOT

Top Rides/Attractions to avoid:

1) Wet ‘n Wild, International Drive


2) Impressions de France, French quarter EPCOT, WDW

Unless a 25 minute-long film about the French countryside filmed in the late 80s is your idea of a holiday.

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Animal Kingdom!

3) Hall of Presidents, American quarter EPCOT WDW

If you’ve seen The Simpsons spoof, you’ll know why.

4) Universe of Energy, FutureWorld EPCOT WDW

Ellen DeGeneres at her worst.

5) The Eigth Voyage of Sinbad Stunt Show, Universal’s Islands of Adventure, Universal Studios

It’s just really, really, really bad. Go see the Indianna Jones one at WDW Hollywood Studios instead!

6) Poseidon’s Fury, Universal’s Island’s of Adventure, Universal Studios

You’re locked in and can’t get out when you realise this is crap. 


A Fashion Break: Vlogging and DaveyWavey

Let’s take a break from being so god damn chic and talk about some non-fashion, yeah?

So. video killed the radio star and whilst I’m still a lover of the blogger I’m more and more inclined to leave y’all high ‘n dry and join the vlogger world? Why? Because, who has time to read anymore?

Nah I’m just kiddin’ ya. But, I am in love with vloggers. They ooze star appeal from their badly lit bedrooms and make tip tap typing on a keyboard look as archaic as newspapers.

My other secret confession is, I kinda forget my fashionable self when I dive into YouTube and forgo haul-vloggers filming the contents of their shopping bags in favour of homosexuals; more specifically American homosexuals with incredible pectorals.

Meet, DaveyWavey self proclaimed gay globe-trotting YouTube sensation and fitness guru (and girl the millions of video views and those abs speak the truff)

Great videos to watch include: (DISCLAIMER ALERT: not for the faint or straight hearted)

Drag Queen glossary feat. William Belli

Highlight: “That’s where all the good slang comes from, it’s Black people.”

What Gay guys think about Vaginas

Highlight: Everything.

Manchester Pride: The Gayest Gay Pride Ever feat. ME!


Highlight: I’m in it. Kinda.

There in the blue t-shirt!


#FNOMCR Vogue Fashion’s Night Out Manchester 2013: Where to go?

So, whilst I get better acquainted with Mickey Mouse, you crazy kids get to run around Manchester being fabulous for British Vogue’s Fashion’s Night Out!

If I was there with you, here’s what I would be doing tonight…

I’d start things gently with a cheeky drink at Flannels over on The Avenue (M3), where Matthew Williamson will be propping up the bar and signing t-shirts willy nilly.

After a bevvy, I’d take a stroll up Deansgate toward House of Fraser (M3), or as proppa Mancs call it, Kendals. Iconic vogue covers will be on exhibit and there’s something about their beauty hall that takes you straight into Miracle on 34th Street 

In one door, out the other and across the road into Harvey Nichols (M1) for a refresher glass of bubbles and to see what Markus Lupfer, Sophia Webster, Philip Armstrong, Roksanda Ilincic and company are up to.

Now, let’s scoot into Selfridges Manchester Exchange Square (M3) where we party with fashion royalty; designers Erdem, Jonathan Saunders and Henry Holland and play a spot of BINGO hosted by the fabulous and inimitable Jonny Woo.

Once I’d got a full house I’d hop skip and jump to Manchester Arndale (M4), the centre of the city’s retail scene, for one hell of a party indeed. The frivolity features a moving catwalk, fashion shows every twenty minutes from 4pm, a super-sized digital Tweet wall to relay the live conversations and a random pair of giant red killer heels to climb into for a photo to mark the 300,000+ pairs of shoes stocked at Manchester Arndale at any one time.

Once I’d had a snap in the heels I’d bob into TOPSHOP (M4) for the Q&A with TOPSHOP Creative Director and Vogue Co-Director, Kate Phelan.

Oh, just enough time to run back to Harvey Nichols for the talk with Alexandra Shulmanand Paula Reed before a late dinner at Australasia (M3).

Have a fabulous time Manchester, do me proud.

Orlando 2013: What to pack?

Offskis to Orlando for two weeks of adult-fun in Disney World. I know, we’re cray cray, but we can’t wait to live it up in a 4* spa resort and elbow fat kids out of the queue for Space Mountain.
 Now, what to take on the plane?

Kleenex pockets because I have man-flu. The little big book of Disney pocket guide, British Vogue supplement, British Vogue, Passport, tickets, A handful of Dust by Evelyn Waugh.

Antibacterial hand gel (obviously, dollar$, raybans, kindle.

American Vogue, Attitude magazine, rucksack, iPhone.

Lots of scheduled posts en route whilst I’m away, but catch up with all things Mickey Mouse over on Twitter, Instagram and maybe a cheeky roller-coaster video on Vine.


The Business of Fast Fashion: Online MBA

Watch this rather insightful one minute Online MBA video about British, American and Western European fast-fashion business and consumer culture for a little something to make you think.

And then, go over to and spend ages trawling through their insanely addictive videos and learn about things you’re not even interested in!